Click the image to enlarge. I found this menu card in a road side restaurant near Patiala.

Things go wrong and sometimes there are bad days but magnitude of damage and the humiliation that I witnessed in the past days, would shatter every Murphy’s law. Things go wrong but not on this scale.

It was all decided. I had planned weeks in advance. Bollywood has taught me that to win hearts you need just an opportunity and that can either make or ruin your career. My life has been an boring affair so far on the fairer sex front. Frustrated at my parent’s repeated refusals, on being reminded that unka beta jawan ho gaya hai aur haath peele karne me hi sab ki bhalai hai, i decided to take things in my hands. So my target was to get ‘an’ opportunity to impress Miss Prospective’s patent. As expectedly, I am the hero of this story. Just for your information, i could have had a very successful modeling career but the only problem was that my last name is not khan.

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