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Shooting in IIT Madras

by Sharique on April 20, 2007

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There have been as many as 2 incidents of shooting in the campus of IIT Madras at 5 PM today. The first one occurred inside the Central Library and the other just outside the Library building. The shooter shot himself after killing at least 35 people. The shooter has been identified as final year Mechanical engineering student of the institute. His name is being withheld for security reasons as speculations suggest that he had more than 1 accomplice.

This shooting comes just 5 days after the deadly act by Cho in Virginia tech, which claimed 33 lives.

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Attention all Eunuchs

by Sharique on April 2, 2007

There is a All India Eunuchs’ convention being organized in the most likely places of their occurrence, Ahmedabad. eunuschs.jpg

Please spread this news , especially to NGOs (Narender Governed Organizations), so that others can benefit from it.

I wholeheartedly support and endorse this convention. This is the first time a gathering of this special class of human is being organized. I have so much respect for eunuchs who spend their whole life extorting men of their money. I have lot of sweet memories of them while travelling by train.

Picture courtesy- TOI

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Reservations for the geeks and non-handsome

by Sharique on April 1, 2007

Everyone these days seems to be demanding reservations. First the Sachar committee’s report prompted Muslim MPs to demand IITs and IIMs exclusively for the Muslim community. And now the latest National Sample Survey Organisation’s (NSSO) data says Christians, the most educated religious community, top the list of the unemployed in the country. So now Christians too will demand a share in the reservations. Women reservation in the parliament is an old issue.

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Nokia 3230 now with built-in-shaver

by Sharique on March 31, 2007

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Finally a Nokia phone which has a feature which the iPhone doesn’t have. The built in shaver is something unique in the cell phone world. It offers felixibiliy to the professionals who hardly find time to shave. The built in shaver can trim hair of all varities.

Future releases of this phone might include electronic brushes and combs. Iron boxes in cell phones might also be a challenging add-on. iPhone is in for some tough fight from its competitors.

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Chappell’s SMS to Rajan Bala

by Sharique on March 28, 2007

I am pissed off at the attitude of Indian players towards training. The most important factor responsible for team India’s shameful exit is the self-conceit each player is overwhelmed with. Let me begin with Sachin

1. He rarely finds time for practice as he is busy with advertisement. The directors even chase him down to the training ground where he performs in breaks during training. Know why he keeps adjusting his pelvic guard incessantly during batting? Well he once appeared for diaper advertisement but forgot to take it off for the entire day. This caused rashes to develop in and around his pelvic area which no ‘Etch guard’ could remove so far. Poor guy has to suffer his entire life for that malfunctioning diaper.

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