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Figure out a man in the picture

by Sharique on February 22, 2007

This is an ad appearing in newspapers, a public service ad by the Delhi Police. When I first saw this picture, my immediate attention went to that auto wala in the picture. 5 years of my stay in Chennai have made me hate them to the utmost degree. They look like extortionist to me. There have been very few occasions in which I happily parted out with the money. The meters are doctored so never ever go my  meter in Chennai. Plus being non-Tamilian is a big factor, it basically multiplies the fare my 1.5 or even 2. There have been few incidents worth of a mention-

1. I was returning from Chennai Central at around 11 in the night. I thought of taking the local train back but to my surprise the local train station was already deserted. A peeing auto wala saw me, somehow managed to put everything back and approached me. After few minutes of haggling we were finally off.

I figured out later that he was drunk! I froze. The ride was like a roller coaster; swaying on either sides, buses barely managing to avoid collisions and on the top of that his FM Mirchi was in full volume. Thankfully he was able to differentiate red and green so we did stop at the right signals. I wonder why I didn’t get down and take another auto.

We finally managed to reach my destination and the real drama began. He refused to accept the amount that he previously agreed on, wanted 50 bucks more. I got irritated so I left the money on the pavement and started leaving. He went mad and started to pull my hands. There was no one around as it was already midnight. But this didn’t deter me from my adamant stand. I kept ignoring him and he kept following me. Finally he went back to his auto and raced with it towards me in full speed. Shiver ran through my body! He stopped few inches away and again demanded money. This time I gave him another 10 more and ran towards my institute gate.

 

2. I, along with 3 of my friends, boarded a shared auto to the next bus stop agreeing to pay Rs. 5 per head. But he wanted us to get down at a traffic signal which was before the stop. We agreed but gave him only Rs. 2 per head and left. He charged towards us with dissent. He kept arguing in Tamil, which I don’t understand a word. He was a fanatic who could have killed someone for few bucks. I too wanted to fight but my friends pulled me back and plus we were in party mood, who would like to ruin that over few bucks. At one instant he was accumulating spit so as to scare me!

 

Iran seems to have a solution for Women’s Paradise

 

TEHRAN (AFP) – Iran is seeking to create a paradise for female tourists by turning an island on a northwestern lake into male-free zone, the press reported on Wednesday.

All public transport, restaurants and facilities on the island — on the gigantic Oroumiyeh lake close to the Turkish border — will be staffed only by women, officials said

The initiative has even been cleared by supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s provincial representative, who declared that a women-only island is not against Islamic sharia law, the official said.

Iran’s Islamic codes strictly prohibit exposure of unveiled women to men.

Iran has already partitioned parts of its southern and northern beaches as women-only zones where women can legally remove their headscarves and overcoats in freedom.

In some cities, there are also special “women parks”.

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When Aishwarya married a tree

by Sharique on February 3, 2007

Aishwarya Rai has already married thrice, once in Varanasi,then in Bangalore and finally in Ayodhya. Her husband on two occasions have been, most interestingly, not human but trees and a god’s idol on the third. The reasons, well they are purely mythological and puts me in a state of bewilderment that an educated and open minded liberal like her did all that (Amitabh’s family is deeply religious but I never expected them to go this far)

 

But Ash is reportedly blighted with what in astrological terms is described as “manglik dosh,� which means that the planet Mars (mangla) and possibly even the planet Saturn are in the seventh house. People with manglik dosh are prone to multiple marriages, according to San Francisco Bay Area Vedic astrologer Pandit Parashar. That means Ash’s marriage to Abhishek could either end in divorce or his death.

In Hindu tradition, in order to offset the evil influence of manglik dosh, a woman should marry a peepal or banana tree before she ties the knot with her fiancé. Or she could even marry a clay urn, which should be broken soon after the nuptial ceremonies, signifying that the bride has become a widow, and the manglik dosh problem has been solved.[source]

So now Abhishek has to share his wife with 3 others. May be Aishwarya would love to lay on the branches of peepal tree and eat bananas, her children! Poor Salman would be wondering ‘kaash me kele ka peed hota’ (wish I were a banana tree).

[tags]aishwarya, abhishek, bollywood[/tags]

Calf with two faces

by Sharique on January 5, 2007

A calf with two faces is photographed Tuesday, Jan. 2, 2007, at Kirk Heldreth’s dairy farm in Rural Retreat, Va. The calf, which was born Dec. 27, 2006, breathes out of two noses and has two tongues, which move independently, according to Heldreth. There appears to be a single socket containing two eyes where the heads split.

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Indian sportsmen/women and shemales

by Sharique on December 18, 2006

Someone by the name Santhi Soundarajan isn’t sure of her gender. Or she is deliberately forcing people to consider her a woman because competition is easier compared to men. Anyway she even won a medal at the Doha games and now officials are in awe over this. Someone who wasn’t even selected for the Southern Railway team because of her controversial gender was selected in the Indian contingent to represent India at an international meet!

THE Athletic Federation of India (AFI) and the Indian Olympic Association (IOA) will not confirm it. But sources in the IOA say Soundarajan Santhi, who won silver in the women’s 800 metres at the Asian Games, has failed a gender test at Doha. She is set to be stripped of her medal.

The AFI re mains in denial mode. “We have not received any official intimation from either the IOA or the Doha Asian Games Organising Committee, so we will not be able to say anything right now,� said AFI secretary Lalit Bhanot.

It is learnt Santhi could not make it to the Southern Railway team last year following doubts over her gender. Santhi trained under Dr Nikolai, the foreign coach for athletics, in Bangalore.

According to International Olympic Committee rules, an athlete undergoes a gender test only when doubts arise, or someone complains.

Someone in South Africa is having tough time coping up with the newly found stardom. People who are generally not used to it want to live life to fullest at slightest given opportunity.

India’s performance is no doubt mind blowing and it gives me immense pleasure to see my team winning after the thrashing. But can we become complaisant at this point of time? remember there are more tests to go and its India!

But still I am proud of this leftarmer from Kerala

S. Sreesanth, 23, an adolescent dancer who metamorphosed dramatically into a cricketer in adulthood, has taken South Africa by storm — with a combination of aggressive bowling and equally dramatic showmanship.

Through Saturday and Sunday, he has stared and glared, walked up to and muttered at the South Africans, doing to them what Andre Nel attempted to do to India, but with far more success. Watched by a spellbound crowd, he laughed mockingly when he dismissed Hashim Amla and floated like a butterfly when he got Graeme Smith.

But the piece de resistance had come earlier, when he batted.

He tried to back away and whack a Nel bouncer, and the bowler pointed at his chest and seemed to say that he lacked heart. The next ball went flying over Nel’s head and the ropes. And Sreesanth hopped wildly down the wicket, waving his bat around and making suggestive pelvic thrusts. Nel had lost the battle.

He has bowled with fire too — his eight wickets have brought India to the brink of victory. As India waits for a historic Monday, the overwhelming image is of a young man who has joyously led a feisty Indian fightback and captured imaginations and hearts.

Source: HT

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Guess who’s spamming!

by Sharique on December 17, 2006

I have received a lot of spam from some IeriWinner_79 (this number varies).

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And the URL is of Google! Does Google needs spammers to promote its site huh? The evil Google?

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