Once again the agents of terror have carried a horrendous act of killing innocent people. 64 people have died in the blast that burnt down 2 bogies of Samjahuata Express, the faint symbol of peace between India & Pakistan.
Dear Terrorist bhahiya,
I wonder why do you guys indulge in such acts of inhuman killing of innocent souls who don’t even have a remotest of link to the tension that prevails between the 2 nations. What pleasure you derive from the loss of human lives? Do you like red colour of the blood? Even if you then it doesn’t imply that you keep seeing the natural occurring red coloured fluid so often. I understand your frustration at not being able to get your dictat implemented and trust me I have a master plan that will give to eternal peace. My master plan is the solution of all your woes and frustrations.
Well before I begin let me introduce you to a class of mankind that has similar motives as yours and directly responsible for all your woes. They are called ‘politicians’. They don’t directly indulge in murdering of mankind but indirectly they have killed far more innocent souls than you would have imagined in wildest of your dreams. They are responsible for all the malice you see around the world. They manipulate rules so as to get their job done and in the process putting lives of millions in peril. They have ruled this world for far too long now.
Ok, enough of introduction..I know you guys believe in action rather than just words so lets straight get down to business. My master plan includes this
1. First stage includes preparation of list of people from both India & Pakistan who are either politicians, fascists or your biradri terror merchants..oops..sorry..freedom fighters. Please don’t kill me for this mistake which is, I understand, a very very disparaging act of this idiotic soul. But I am sure you would have realised by now that my mental level is kind of low.
2. Dissolve the current Indo-Pak divide; all those gora forced divides like the Sir Creek line will be erased. So basically we have now restored the original form of India that existed stretching from Kanyakumari to Baluchistan.
The next few points won’t exactly please you so please keep yours guns away or else you will shoot the costing-a-fortune iMac you have.
3. Ok lets face it; You are not getting Kashmir! Hold on..please try to understand my logic….calm down….no need to hurt yourself or your comrades. See this is a deal; all those who got short listed in step 1 will be sent to areas near Afghanistan so it will kind of include half the present day Pakistan, I am sorry that’s all I can give you people to express love and live in perfect harmony.
4. All those you are not in the elite list will be sent to other part of the divide. I know this is a long process because politicians and fascists needs to be shifted even places like Tamil Nadu. Places like Bihar, UP & Gujarat will be tough because of the extremely lage number of people who will be short listed but don’t worry at least we don’t have Bangladesh!
5. Ok now after the transfer is complete you will be with people who don’t look like you but are more inhuman than you from the inside. We shall give you all the arms and ammunition that are available with the 2 countries but I am extremely sorry to tell you that we won’t be giving you nuclear weapons. See please understand its not a toy, a single weapon is enough to wipe a complete country and if I give you that then I fear that you might ruin and also us in no time. In short you have to manage with just AK-47s, rocket launchers, F-16s, F-18s or as a matter of fact all the available Fs. I don’t think you will take the risk to take the MIGs which the Indian Airforce uses, see I care for your safety.
6. Now events will unfold; the politicians will try to form government, the political struggle and you will be hired to carry out the killings…ah you will love it! Won’t you? Imagine bombs going all over the place, AK-47s sounding everywhere, red red red everywhere. I can imagine your happy faces.
7. I have another request. Please also take away Chennai auto walahs with you or else who will provide you transportation? I hope you will as I am seriously suggesting you based on my experiences of 5 long years here.
I hope you seriously consider my proposal. Hoping to hear from you soon.
Definitely not yours!
To the rest of country men/women (non-politicians & non-fascists)- See my proposal will give you the peace you always longed for. I know first few moths will be turmoil like who will manage you after the politicians left? but I am sure you can find better people to govern you. This experiment, if successful, can pave the way for future handling of people with extreme mentality. I am sure those morons will finish themselves off in few months, then we shall bring in another country and thus we can cleanse this world of politicians and terrorists!
40,000 innocents have lost lives in the terrorist attacks all over the country. Just imagine if they would have been our politicians then India would have been such a beautiful place to live in!
Perhaps sometimes later on the great chennai auto walahs.
GreatBong explores the possibility of Raghavan Datta hand’s in the blast. Go figure out who Raghavan Datta?
[tags]India, Pakistan, Samjhauta express, terrrorism[/tags]
{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }
prabhu 02.20.07 at 11:51 pm
sarcasm at its best . thought provoking ideas .
I Me My 02.21.07 at 4:08 am
Good one Sharique. I sincerely hope all Hindus and Muslims see it that way ‘ a heinous act’ perpetrated by those who cannot bear to see peace prevail and will do the most inhuman of acts to ensure that chaos and violence rule.
Sharique 02.21.07 at 12:09 pm
I Me My,
Hopefully! *with lot of scepticism*
Dj Flush 02.22.07 at 11:37 pm
Even I want the disputes between India and Pakistan to finish
But stupid terrorists wont let it happen now would they?
and the plight of Suicide Bombing Attacks in Pakistan these days, you cant believe it
We are in danger from our own people let alone being endangered by the rest of the world
I just hope it gets well one day
Sharique 02.23.07 at 7:27 am
Dj Flush,
I am not sure when this will end but those stupid terrorists won’t let that happen soon. I know the condition is Pakistan is worse…damn they keep killing at will! a lot of that secretarian violence.
bhopale 02.24.07 at 4:26 pm
Sharique, Thought you will find this article at Outlook (subscription required)interesting –
Yossef Bodansky was the Director of the Task Force on Terrorism and Unconventional Warfare of the U.S. Congress. In the mid-1990s he prepared a carefully researched and meticulously detailed 20,000-word official note entitled China’s Surge in the Malacca Straits. It dealt with the strategy of China’s Peoples’ Liberation Army (PLA) to destabilize Southeast Asian countries. In Bodansky’s background paper, the references to India are incidental. But the following excerpts from it merit consideration. Bodansky wrote:
“Beijing urged Islamabad to escalate the subversion of eastern India. The ISI did not need too much prodding. With support from Beijing, the ISI expanded operations from vastly expanded camps in both Burma and Bangladesh as of the fall of 1993. The ISI terrorism support infrastructure in Bangladesh not only supplies and trains on China-made weapons and explosives, but the Bangladeshi military officers, acting as instructors had received special commando and mountain warfare training in China.”
Check http://www.outlookindia.com/full.asp?fname=rajinderpuri&fodname=20070117&sid=1
More goes on then what meets the eye, isn’t it?
Sharique 02.24.07 at 7:45 pm
Bhopale,
Yeah I agree. How world politics shapes up is so interesting that I have this desire to know this hidden secrets before I die! China’s hand in promoting terror can easily be guessed as it wants to establish itself as a world power. And plus technological support to Pakistan cannot be without any ulterior motives.
dj 02.26.07 at 10:40 am
come out of the imaginary world
JV 02.28.07 at 12:00 am
You think like me, but express it loudly. We feel helpless against them.
Ranjan Rituraj Sinh 03.13.07 at 10:49 pm
Bahut HEAVY likhate ho
Anonymous 10.31.07 at 3:23 am
Narasimha Reddy 02.13.08 at 8:41 pm
Sharique : Please read the prediction of the Mother of Aurobindo Ashram, who said that Pakistan will dis-integrate into 4 or 5 pieces., before becoming part of India. She said this in 1971. I dont remember the exact words, but i am sure you can find Her Exact Words if you make an effort and browse the web. You will find it in the Aurobindo Ashram website, i am sure. Pakistan has to collapse… Brothers fight… and then brothers become one again. Families fight and separate and come together again. This is the History of Man.
Sharique 02.13.08 at 9:45 pm
Narasimha,
Thanks for the info. Her prediction is highly probable, seeing the current scenario.
abs 02.15.08 at 12:04 pm
WHAT U HAVE TO SAY ABOUT BANDE-MATRM????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
raghava datta soothu chithappa 08.11.09 at 9:53 am
indecent immigrants like raghava datta making chennai a dirty place. shitting on the road like stray dogs. i definitely accept chennai autowalahs are worst people in the country. if they see someone fair and well dressed they will ask you more money. kerala auto walahs is the best.
but chennai has better public transport systems .use that
dude 07.17.10 at 6:23 am
i am back again. HAHAIHEIHAIHEIAHIAHEIAH
i dont know vat to do – 2 YEARS LATER!!!!
pakis are shit heads aand india rules!
u dun know
boomting
thankyou
=)