Just came across this article by Anoop Saha. He proposes Mallika Sherawat for the post of president of India

Personality and achievements are two important criteria to judge any prospective candidate for India’s president. Mallika ji stands taller than most Indians in her charismatic personality. She is bold and beautiful, clever and charming, smart and morally upright, all roles rolled into one. She has demonstrated extremely high standard of honesty in her personal and professional life. She is one of the few individuals (Himesh Reshammiya being the other one), who takes criticism in her stride and have never shied away from people who are not in accordance to her personal choices. I have never heard any Indian politician be brave and sensible enough to say that, “It’s great to have critics blasting you all the time. It keeps you on your toes, spurs you, challenges you, makes you want to get better. I take everything positively. There’s so much to learn and do.� Mallika ji was honest enough to say that. She was offered to pose nude in the playboy magazine, and despite huge sum being promised, she turned down the offer “due to her morals and upbringing.� How many Indian politicians will resist the offer of appearing nude in playboy, considering the nakedness of their corruption scandals openly propping up in the media.

I wonder how would things change at political level if she is to become our president. In fact I too recommend her as the president. Reasons, well many-

1. She can get things done with her sex appeal. Who would have the mental and ***** strength to refuse the sex bomb. In fact they will make sure that things are completed on time so as to impress upon her and who knows she might shower her personal blessings on someone

2. India will have a sex symbol as president so the despo junta, who are in a majority without even a shadow of doubt, will look upon India and not look down.

3. Attendance at the functions organised at Rashtriya Pati Bhwan will increase. Politicians will flock to get a glimpse of her. All those, permanent, absentees will make take time off their busy schedule, of extortion and rape, to attend the proceedings. Hmm…but then the security of the Parliament house might be in jeopardy. Who knows there might be a riot inside the hall for Mallika, as the case is in places were these politicians spend most of their time.

4. She must be following a strict routine to keep her aging body in shape.

There have been some controversy regarding her age even. But who cares as long as we get our entertainment.

A private TV channel even aired Mallika’s group photo taken in way back 1995 when she was working as an airhostess. Records show her age then to be 24 years old!
Mallika, who celebrated a birthday earlier this week, is however amused by all the speculation.
Talking to a leading news channel, she joked, “You know something. I’m 45 and I have two grandkids. “ It’s just that about me there’s more misinformation than information. And surprisingly, they inflate all my positives and negatives. They inflate my ego, my success, my failure — and now they’ve inflated my age!”

“I’m 45 and I have two grandkids”. Wow! she is for child marriage or else how could anyone be grandmother at 45!!

So this might excite our law makers to get their bulging tummy in. They need some exercise so as to digest the money they take under the table. Ah, now our Parliament will have physically fit men. Dressing sense of our politicians will have to change. Dhotis will have be done away with, for obvious reasons; who wants to be in a perilous situation of embracement beyond imagination. Bollywood designers will be brought in. Latest fashion will be the buzz word.

And if the women reservation bill is passed then the one third women who will adorn the Parliament house will have to face the embarrassment at being nothing compared to the President. This might excite them to be cautious of their figures. So our Parliament will now have smart men and women ready to take on the world with our President, Mallika ji.

5. She might use her sex appeal to persuade the terrorists to shun violence. Stage shows might be organized to please them and then there won’t be the extra monetary burden on the Parliament to pay for the performer. She can play the dual role here.

6. She might attract the non-voter section of our society to cast their ballot by exhorting them to vote on grounds that if she can become the president then Rakhi Sawant might be our next PM. And who knows we might have a full fledged bollywood political party.

7. Then foreign dealings. She will easily be the star attraction at all international conferences. Her persuasive power, powered by netty or little clothes, might be beneficial for India and she might as well put India on the permanent member list at the Security Council.

So what say?

PS: I am not a male chauvinist and neither I have something personal against women. I am sorry if you find this article disparaging.