Reservations for the geeks and non-handsome

Everyone these days seems to be demanding reservations. First the Sachar committee’s report prompted Muslim MPs to demand IITs and IIMs exclusively for the Muslim community. And now the latest National Sample Survey Organisation’s (NSSO) data says Christians, the most educated religious community, top the list of the unemployed in the country. So now Christians too will demand a share in the reservations. Women reservation in the parliament is an old issue.

So why do people demand reservations? Because they are incapable of achieving things on their own because of social, political,physical or mental issues. Did I just say mental? Oh yes! If you observe around then the hottest girls are with dudes who are tall, dark and handsome. What do the geeks get? Perhaps the only place geeks find attractive women is on the CW TV’s Beauty and the Geek show. People like Arjun Rampal have all the fun with girls (His latest movie ‘I See You‘ should be called ‘I.C.U’–>Intensive Care Unit, one of the most pathetic comedies I have seen after Naksha) just because he is good looking with absolutely no intelligent of his own. What about a guy like me whose present relationship status stands at two and a half, all one sided by the way,(half because one of my ex was managing me with someone else)? No one cannot even imagine the gush of jealous liquid that used to pump within me when my girl friends used to jump up and down at Salman Khan’s posters or even at a smart dude sitting next to us, who in most cases was the next boy friend of my ex girl friends. Just because I am not smart, I don’t get the best of girls around? I had no say in my make. I was born this way. Can’t I love someone beautiful or I am doomed to marry someone Rampal won’t even keeping as his cook?

Same is the case with geeks whom women don’t prefer because they lack social skills. In many cases people who are not smart or geeks end up ruining their lives because of lack of feminine love. Many stay single and end up ruining neighbour’s life. What percentage of men are handsome? May be 5-10 %. What percentage of women are beautiful? May be 80%. See the disparity? Those 5-10% get to keep 80%!

Considering these facts and figures I demand reservations of geeks and non-handsome people

1. At least 30% of the beautiful girls should be in a faithful relationship with geeks and non-handsome people. If a smart dude tries to take these girls away then it should be considered a crime against the dude and similarly against the girl if she voluntarily sways away.

2. There should be competition for geeks and non-handsome so as to qualify for this benefit.

3. There is a famous saying in engineering colleges that goes like, “99% of the girls are beautiful and the rest are in my college”. Considering this I demand forced admission of at least 25% of the beautiful girls in these colleges. These girls should be admitted without competitive exams. They should also be helped, throughout their academic career, with question papers plus solutions at least a week in advance.

If the government fails to take these steps then this might very well be on cards.

If the demands are not met then the imbalance that would result because of the above disparity might bring unimaginable suffering to this planet.

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