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Nokia 3230 now with built-in-shaver

by Sharique on March 31, 2007

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Finally a Nokia phone which has a feature which the iPhone doesn’t have. The built in shaver is something unique in the cell phone world. It offers felixibiliy to the professionals who hardly find time to shave. The built in shaver can trim hair of all varities.

Future releases of this phone might include electronic brushes and combs. Iron boxes in cell phones might also be a challenging add-on. iPhone is in for some tough fight from its competitors.

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Chappell’s SMS to Rajan Bala

by Sharique on March 28, 2007

I am pissed off at the attitude of Indian players towards training. The most important factor responsible for team India’s shameful exit is the self-conceit each player is overwhelmed with. Let me begin with Sachin

1. He rarely finds time for practice as he is busy with advertisement. The directors even chase him down to the training ground where he performs in breaks during training. Know why he keeps adjusting his pelvic guard incessantly during batting? Well he once appeared for diaper advertisement but forgot to take it off for the entire day. This caused rashes to develop in and around his pelvic area which no ‘Etch guard’ could remove so far. Poor guy has to suffer his entire life for that malfunctioning diaper.

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When the Indian cricketers return

by Sharique on March 27, 2007

Click here for UthappaClick here forAgarkarClick for Dhoni

Click here for KumbleClick here for GangulyClick here for Dravid

Click here for SehwagClick here for ZaheerClick here for Yuvraj

Click here for Sachin

Indian cricket team members and their respective profession after they return from West Indies.

Disclaimer- These pictures are NOT my property. I have no idea who created it. They were hosted on http://www.pictiger.com/

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Mushy for Oscars

by Sharique on March 16, 2007

Ok, this is cool. First you order your police to break into the office of a news channel, make them pay for the breach of ’self defined’ conduct and then you apologize. The Oscars definitely goes to Mr. Musharraf

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From point blank

 

Several dozen policemen carrying batons and shields entered Geo TV and allegedly lobbed teargas shells inside the newsroom. They damaged computers, equipment and cut the channel’s Internet connection and broke windowpanes, said Geo TV journalists.

The true face of Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf’s government being revealed as Islamabad’s police went on the rampage.

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Practicing return journey-II

by Sharique on March 12, 2007

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This picture confirms my earlier speculations about the back-up plan of the Indian cricket team to escape secretly from the world cup. Points to be noted from the above picture

1. There is no Saurav Ganguly on the boat as Mr. Chappel is there

2. Sachin is with Zaheer and Chappel on his either sides.

3. Sreesanth seems to have now learned Caribbean belly dance which he practicing at the back.

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