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Why not? They share their hair styles in common. Sanjaya is now a star in US, well as far as Indians are concerned. Girls die to get their hands on his hair.  He was invited at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner as a People Magazine guest where he met President George W. Bush. And above all he is just 17!

PS: No disrespect intended at Mr. Kalam btw. I hope he is re-elected because of his charismatic and pragmatic personality. I am all for our man of science, after all science rules

This is how the BJP’s manifesto in UP reads

1. “Surya namaskar” and Vande Mataram would be made compulsory in all schools, and yoga education mandatory for students.

Yes Vande Mataram should be recited morning and evening. The wording circulate breathing (you breath in when you recite Vande and you breath out when you recite Mataram). But utmost care should be taken while the sacred hymn is being recited as I am told by one of my friend that if this breathing in and breathing out becomes uncontrollable then one can choke to death. But I am sure BJP will recruit an Yoga expert and medical care center in every school.

Mohabbatein taught me that Surya namaskar is done while the sun is rising so I hope schools in UP will now open before sun rise. I am sure they will take every step so as to avoid students doing Surya namaskar the Amitabh Bachchan’s way because he is campaigning for the rival faction, Samajwadi Party.

But as far as my imagination goes, Mohabbatein will give the ideal movie to base their future dream schools. An ideal name- Gurukool, an ideal teacher- Narayan Shankar, the super rich students of rediff reading NRIs. I hope they can do away with any revolutionary like Raj Aryan, make him join ABVP and create trouble on Valentine’s day.

One of the gurus of Yoga once remarked that sex education should be substituted with yoga education and now BJP’s endorsement has put an official seal on it. So Yoga basically takes people away from the sexual desires and facilitates evil free mixing of opposite sex. Basically Yoga makes someone do away with desires so there is no risk of illicit relationships. I am sure that the gurus of Yoga are busy devising asana so as to make someone impotent, at the behest of BJP obviously. Why? Well they want to restrict the population of few communities in this country and Yoga is their silent bomb.

2. The Bharatiya Janata Party has accorded top priority to law and order and ending the criminal-politician nexus in Uttar Pradesh.

Everyone says so. But for that to happen the criminals within should be brought to justice. I needn’t say more but as far as my knowledge is concerned no political party comes to power without muscle power. Even the benign looking CPM are have murderous armies ready to butcher at any given opportunity (Nandigram is an example). The only difference is that top leader of national parties are not involved in crimes as is the case with BJP.

3. A law on the lines of the Prevention of Terrorism Act would be framed. Forces patronising the Students Islamic Movement of India and Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence would be identified and dealt with.

The obvious target is AMU. When SIMI was first banned in India then students were virtually dragged like criminals from their hostels. They were treated like an international terrorist. I am sure something like that will repeat once it assumes power.

4. Women would be given 20 per cent reservation in government jobs and 50 per cent quota in local bodies elections. Girls who passed higher secondary and were living below the poverty line would be given cycles free.

Cycles!? What for? So as to commute for work as house maids? Give them aid or money to carry out their studies.

By only reaction is what Jayaprada gave after reading SP’s manifesto.

Rarely does a President of a country reply to emails but Ahmedijad is an exception. He maintains a weblog and also regularly updates it.

Dear sister
Of course, we too hate war – as you do. Certainly, we are not panic-stricken of a defensive war, but we believe there are many diplomatic and peaceful ways and approaches to intercept paranoidal bullying and expansion policies and practices of U.S., Zionist usurper regime – the occupier of Palestine – and Britain. I assure you that Iran would not initiate any war! Unfortunately today, the entire world is somehow afoul of some hostile powers and politicians that are non-edified, power greed and warmongers. Consequently, thousands of innocent human lives are being lost every day and many mothers mourn their beloved children. The greed of the aforementioned politicians for wealth and power is unbounded. The atmosphere of threat and intimidation has made the life unpleasant and miserable for every human being of different nations. Unfortunately, you are not the only one who is tormented and aggrieved from the egoistic politicians with their egotistic mentality. Everyday in Palestine, Iraq, Afghanistan, and almost everywhere in the world, many fathers and mothers mourn their children and have become grief-stricken. Their outcry would not go beyond the high wall of powers – that based on wealth and weapons.

Read the complete post here

Maulana Tauqeer Raza Khan recently announced a reward of Rs. 5 lakhs to anyone who beheads the great Bangladeshi symbol of feminism, Ms. Tasmila Nasreen.

AIMPB (Jadeed) president Maulana Tauqeer Raza Khan said the Centre was deliberately hurting sentiments of Muslims by not banning her entry to the country.

Addressing the board’s annual meeting at Bareilly, he said the reward announcement will become operational if New Delhi does not restrict her entry into the country.

Noting that Nasreen had made “derogatory references against Prophet Mohammad in her writings,” Tauqeer said: “We demand that the government ban her entry into the country. If it is not done, anyone who beheads her will be given a reward of Rs 5 lakh,” he said.[CNN IBN]

I thought of catching up with Maulana sahab about this recent ‘open supari’

S: Sir there are reports that you have announced a cash reward of Rs. 5 lakhs to anyone who beheads Ms. Nasreen, is this true?

M: Yes this is definitely true.

S: Cool! so is this challenge open to all or there are conditions to be satisfied by a person?

M: Its open to anyone on this planet. We just want her dead.

S: So if her head is worth Rs. 5 lakhs then what about her other body parts? What if I only get her legs or arms?

M: No, we want her her head or else she will be kept on life support systems like the one Zionists are giving to Ariel Sharon and she will continue her blasphemy. We want her head to be sure that she stops her rant.

S: OK! But what about the security of the killer?

M: Many world  leaders including Iranian president and Taliban’s president have approached me for the support. They will provide asylum to the killer and also fulfil all his basic requirements throughout this life. Few political parties in Pakistan have promised to give him the highest civilian award.

S: That’s awesome. Can you elaborate more on this ‘few political parties’?

M: Somethings are better kept hidden my boy! Bottom-line is that Musharraf is a US puppet who is least interested in defending the religion.

S: Oh yes! I have heard that he even drinks openly. By the way, what about the reward on the heads of people like Salman Rushdie, Wafa Sultana, Irshad Manji and Ayaan Hirsi?

M: We haven’t given a thought on it but would definitely be more than pleased to see all their heads.

S: Any estimate sir so as to encourage us do this act?

M: May be the money will double with every head. Rs. 10 lakhs for 2, Rs. 20 lakhs for 3 and so on.

S: That’s fabulous. Can I ask you about the source of this huge amount of money? There are reports that UP election have forced you to kindle the fire of communal tension. Is the Samajwadi Party funding you?

M: Definitely not. We have our own sources which we don’t wish to disclose.

The interview was cut short after Maulana sahab got call on his cell phone from someone in Italy.

Just to clarify, AIMPB (Jadeed) IS NOT AIMPB. AIMPB (Jadeed) is the breakaway faction from the original one. They call themselves ‘Jadeed’ which means latest but based on their puritanical views they should be called AIMPB (Rebels).